While eating cereal this a.m., I suddenly had to pee in a coffee-is-a-diuretic-way. Time was running out for me to get my ass out the door and to work, so I took the bowl into the bathroom with me and kept eating while I was peeing. I was thinking that there must be a word for eating and peeing simultaneously or, better yet, drinking and peeing. Drincretion.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Coming and Going
Gross alert.
While eating cereal this a.m., I suddenly had to pee in a coffee-is-a-diuretic-way. Time was running out for me to get my ass out the door and to work, so I took the bowl into the bathroom with me and kept eating while I was peeing. I was thinking that there must be a word for eating and peeing simultaneously or, better yet, drinking and peeing. Drincretion.
While eating cereal this a.m., I suddenly had to pee in a coffee-is-a-diuretic-way. Time was running out for me to get my ass out the door and to work, so I took the bowl into the bathroom with me and kept eating while I was peeing. I was thinking that there must be a word for eating and peeing simultaneously or, better yet, drinking and peeing. Drincretion.
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