Watch the '80s nighttime soap opera Falcon Crest and every woman on the show is flat as a board. I mean no curves of any kind. That's what skinny girls look like. Stick with me, the Bio channel (we know it's Biography, and changing the moniker to Bio isn't going to attract the 18-35 year olds who, according to the suits, see the word "biography" and their minds turn off) is showing episodes of the mid-1980s sitcom Kate & Allie. Jane Curtin and Susan Saint James have nothin'. There as flat as their teenage daughters.
My friend, B, says it's the hormones in the chicken, milk and cows we grew up eating. Are vegetarians the only women left with pale complexions and tiny tits? What happened in the last 20 years? Discuss.
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It ain't the hormones in the food - - it's called silicone. I have heard of people who give their teenagers a set of false boobs for a 16th birthday present. If you're skinny as a rail, you probably don't have any tits. So they want to be skinny, but they want boobs, thus silicone. I think it's a shame, especially when you're still a teenager.
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