Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Friday, April 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Coming and Going
Gross alert.
While eating cereal this a.m., I suddenly had to pee in a coffee-is-a-diuretic-way. Time was running out for me to get my ass out the door and to work, so I took the bowl into the bathroom with me and kept eating while I was peeing. I was thinking that there must be a word for eating and peeing simultaneously or, better yet, drinking and peeing. Drincretion.
While eating cereal this a.m., I suddenly had to pee in a coffee-is-a-diuretic-way. Time was running out for me to get my ass out the door and to work, so I took the bowl into the bathroom with me and kept eating while I was peeing. I was thinking that there must be a word for eating and peeing simultaneously or, better yet, drinking and peeing. Drincretion.
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