Showing posts with label enemy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label enemy. Show all posts

Monday, November 12, 2007

Trained Squirrel

I think there are more than one, but I can’t be sure. It’s because they are wile. They look alike and they act alike with a single-minded pursuit that borders on diabolic: Making my dogs insane.

The squirrel that tortures the dogs running on the cable next to the house must be stopped. It’s in the dogs DNA. Once, I reached out of the window and grabbed the cable—or is it an electric wire?—shaking it with a fierce cry. The squirrel barely made it to the other side of the tight rope and into the waiting trees. I thought better of it when I considered how I’d feel if the squirrel had lost its balance and fell off. What if the fall had killed it? So now, sometimes, I knock on the window and glare at it in solidarity with the pups. Not only does it not scurry away in terror, it stops, looks, and cleans its paws right in front of us.

Now we are enemies, my friend.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Weather Hair

What I love about curly hair:
Curly eyelashes.
What I hate about curly hair:
Hair should not act as a barometer. If it’s dry out, I’m golden. The perfectly formed curls are the envy of all and, as everyone without curly hair says, people pay good money to have hair like that. Sure, on a good day. But if there is a touch of moisture in the air and those curls turn into a frizzy untamable fright, you wouldn't wish that mess on your worst enemy.